Drink wine and forget to water your plants?

Hi my names Katie and I'm a serial balcony plant killer. However, I never forget to drink my wine :) How do I solve this problem? Make a self watering device for my plants. It's similar to those globes that people insert into there house plants but way better (free)! All you need it a pretty wine bottle. I explain how to cleanly take off labels in a previous post! Fill the bottle with water and tape the top with heavy all weather tape! Make sure the tape is nice and sturdy and pick a few holes in it. Then stick it in the plant! When plants need moisture they suck the water from the holes and stop when they don't! It's like a baby bottle for these little green earth dwellers! I added some pictures for your benefit :)